i’m not so good at blogging. i should be though since i talk so much…

okay so this news story is wacked, and not wiggity wack, just regular kind.
so this woman, amy wolfe, is planning to marry an amusment park ride

she says and i quote

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

what happened to the good old days when obscenely large women who couldn’t find love married other obscenely large women who couldn’t find love…
oh if only…

ps. that isn’t trying to make fun of lesbians because i personally love lesbians.
in a i’m half a lesbian way.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

in other strange news, headlines over the past week in the you-ess of eh?
BILL CLINTON BRINGS HOME 2 ASIANS


…you know you laughed.

but seriously, they did ACCIDENTALLY step into north korea ILLEGALLY.

and as any 22 year old male who hasaccidentally slept with a 16 year old girl because she looked 20 will tell you. IGNORANCE IS NOT A DEFENSE.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/08/07/journalists.nkorea/index.html


and so ends my post before i bore the world to death.

adieu

(and yes i know i don’t capitalize. i like it that way)