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spring is finally here, and the flowers and trees are all in bloom. YAY…. sorta not if you live near a tree that smells like semen. ya that’s rights! you heard what I said. a tree that smells like semen. i didn’t make that up, it’s not my imagination, and if you don’t know what i’m talking about, well, i’m about to tell you … you think you smell something. Something sort of foreign, you can’t quite place it. then, BAM, it hits you. OMFG, it’s a tree, and it smells like sperm. others have smelled the sperm tree, too. See: Yahoo! Answers: I live in Harford County, Maryland and driving along back roads I constantly get wiffs of this smell and it bugged me forever. I finally was driving with someone and they commented that it smells like semen and, well, they were right. It is just driving my crazy to try and figure out what the heck this smell is coming from! Only mature answers please, I just want to know if anyone knows if this is a certain plant or tree. the semen tree is a Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer or ornamental pear tree, otherwise known as a Callery or, Bradford pear tree it comes from China, produces small, inedible fruits, and has greenish-white blossoms. in 2005, it was voted “Urban Tree of the Year”… uhm, hurrah for semen tree?? almost none of the formal-type entries about this tree mention its rank smell… but you can find it on urban dictionary under semen tree… have you ever smelled it?

spring is finally here, and the flowers and trees are all in bloom. YAY…. sorta

not if you live near a tree that smells like semen.

ya that’s rights! you heard what I said. a tree that smells like semen.

i didn’t make that up, it’s not my imagination, and if you don’t know what i’m talking about, well, i’m about to tell you …

you think you smell something. Something sort of foreign, you can’t quite place it. then, BAM, it hits you.

OMFG, it’s a tree, and it smells like sperm.

others have smelled the sperm tree, too. See: Yahoo! Answers:

I live in Harford County, Maryland and driving along back roads I constantly get wiffs of this smell and it bugged me forever. I finally was driving with someone and they commented that it smells like semen and, well, they were right. It is just driving my crazy to try and figure out what the heck this smell is coming from! Only mature answers please, I just want to know if anyone knows if this is a certain plant or tree.

the semen tree is a Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer or ornamental pear tree, otherwise known as a

Callery or,

Bradford pear tree

it comes from China, produces small, inedible fruits, and has greenish-white blossoms. in 2005, it was voted “Urban Tree of the Year”…

uhm, hurrah for semen tree??

almost none of the formal-type entries about this tree mention its rank smell… but you can find it on urban dictionary under semen tree…

have you ever smelled it?